So, here is my spot. *lifts leg*
This is where my heart goes. My funny stories about the crazy people that come in to were I work. My silly anecdotes about my sisters. Drunk stories.
It's also a place to write shit down so I don't feel the need to tell crappy stories to people I want to respect me. And to work on telling stories cause, well, I suck at it.
So, really, save yourself now and stop reading.
Sorry.